Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Would I Like To Post? Sure. Do I Have Anything? No...
Indeed, like the headline states, I'm just not filled with post-related goodness which I can spill out as a blog post for you kids today...I should apologize, but that would just be disingenuous, now wouldn't it? Anyhow, in the stead of actual content, here are two poorly crafted unmotivational posters to tide you kids over until awesomecast day...
clickum for biggum
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Labels: Phun With Photoshop, spoof posters
Friday, April 27, 2007
Friday Four-Fer - More Lack of Motivation...
Hey, you know what? Yeah, you're right...It's Friday all of a sudden. You know, after being deathly ill and stuff, I really wasn't able to find the time to gather up stuff to make even the tiniest of photoblogs or (God forbid) a videoblog. Now, just because I'm the type to feel guilty for no good reason, I am going to post something. If you kids remember some of those "unmotivational posters" which I've posted before...well...You're about to have more to (not) remember. Four of them, in fact. And after you check them out, you'll probably realize pretty swiftly why I hadn't shared them up until now. Anyhow, since I don't have anything better, here we go...
clicky! You can READ 'em if'n you do!
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So there you go...A four-fer...Um...Yeah...We're done here...You kids have a fine weekend now...
Labels: Phun With Photoshop, spoof posters
Friday, March 23, 2007
Total Cop-Out Friday Post - Kidnapping (For Fun And Profit)...
Hey, who's a big, fat lazy slacker? ME! Yeah, for the second week in a row, I somehow was able to completely ignore the need for a Friday post of any kind. As such, just so you kids have something to stare at for an average of 2.7 seconds, I've decided to share another one of them not-so-motivational posters. This one, in fact, is not so much unmotivational as it is just...Well, it encourages illicit behavior. As such, it's just a joke. Officially, it's just a joke...Don't try this in your hometown, kids...
click the joke to see it bigger (and even more readable)
I kind of liked the line "Grand Theft Asian" from this one. I mean, it's not all that great, but I just liked that line. It was almost the headline, but it was simply too many words...Damn them words! So many letters...
As always, thanks for stopping by...You kids have a fine weekend now...
Labels: Phun With Photoshop, spoof posters
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Lack Of Motivation Tuesday - Learn To Read!..
Hey, kids! IT'S TUESDAY! Yay! Hey, remember back when I had nothing to post and I put up a half-assed "unmotivational poster?" Huh? Remember that? Huh?..
Ok, I don't expect you to remember it. It's ok. As such, if you're one of the lucky ones who don't remember that, what follows will seem fresh and new. Those of you who can recall my previous effort, here's "number two" (in more ways than one)...
clicky! You see it BIG!
So there you go. As always, thanks for stopping by...You kids have a fine Tuesday now.
Labels: Phun With Photoshop, spoof posters
Tuesday, August 30, 2005
Why You Gotta Make So Much Noise?..
In lieu of actual "content," I present to you (yet another) inexplicable poster. Enjoy!
Happy tuesday, everyone! Now just keep it down, will ya?
Happy tuesday, everyone! Now just keep it down, will ya?
Labels: Phun With Photoshop, pointless shit, spoof posters, stagnation
Thursday, August 25, 2005
Always Wear Protection...
You know, as much as I love to give you people actual content or, at the very least, crappy little stories about Wal*Mart, there are days (a lot of them, recently) wherein all I can give you are these weird-ass posters. Hell, it doesn't really matter...I know you love these things. Sure, they don't generate any comments or anything, but deep down, I know that THIS is why all four of you keep coming...back...
Anyway, here: click it, it gets bigger, ya sure you betcha
OK, there's that. You all have a fine Thursday and stay out of trouble. I mean it this time.
Labels: Phun With Photoshop, pointless shit, spoof posters, stagnation
Thursday, August 18, 2005
Here They Come...Walkin' Down The Street...
gorsh...I wish I had real "content" to give you all. Sadly, all I can present today is this: (click, big, yeah.)
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE TRUCKS TO ROUND THEM UP! THEY'LL SURELY BREAK THROUGH BEFORE THEN!
I'm scared...
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE TRUCKS TO ROUND THEM UP! THEY'LL SURELY BREAK THROUGH BEFORE THEN!
I'm scared...
Labels: Phun With Photoshop, pointless shit, spoof posters, stagnation
Thursday, April 01, 2004
S.M.U.T. (Some More...Uh...Things.)
If you're a regular reader, or have perused the archives, you've seen the 'porno equivalency' entry. This was so much fun that I decided to take another whack at the same idea, so to speak. This time, not only do you get titles, but featured actors and actresses as well. I also chose more "classic" films to make fun of, Most of which are on the "top 100 of all time" list. So, without further ado, on with the porn!
Requiem for a Dream becomes:
Requiem for a Ream
Starring Ellen Busty and Marlon Way-In
Saving Private Ryan becomes:
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Starring Tom Yanks and Tom Moresize
The Maltese Falcon becomes:
The Maltese Fu**in'
Starring Humpy Bonegart and Mary Assedher
The Right Stuff becomes:
The Right Stiff
Starring Barbara Hershey-Highway and Pamela Reamed
Goodwill Hunting becomes:
Goodwill Humping
Starring Throbbin' Williams and Bend Asslick
Enjoy these...The next set will be "coming" soon!
Requiem for a Dream becomes:
Requiem for a Ream
Starring Ellen Busty and Marlon Way-In
Saving Private Ryan becomes:
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Starring Tom Yanks and Tom Moresize
The Maltese Falcon becomes:
The Maltese Fu**in'
Starring Humpy Bonegart and Mary Assedher
The Right Stuff becomes:
The Right Stiff
Starring Barbara Hershey-Highway and Pamela Reamed
Goodwill Hunting becomes:
Goodwill Humping
Starring Throbbin' Williams and Bend Asslick
Enjoy these...The next set will be "coming" soon!
Labels: porn equivalency, spoof posters
Thursday, March 04, 2004
Debbie's Done With Dallas...
Before we start today, I should mention that I am neither an expert nor an afficionado when it comes to the subject of pornography. I have, however, patronized enough video rental establishments in my lifetime that I have seen the covers of many porn titles available to rent. One of the things I find both funny, and sad at the same time, is that for nearly every recent 'legitimate' film release, there will invariably be a "porno equivalent." (example: the Addams Family movie was redone as 'the Maddams Family' and so on.) I offer for your amusement today, what I figure some of the porn-title equivalents of recent feature films will be...If these aren't currently available at your local mom and pop video outlet, give them time. Maybe a week, tops. Anyway, away we go:
"Under the Tuscan Sun" becomes "Under the Tuscan SON"
synopsis: Michael Jackson escapes to Tuscany, buys a villa, finds some boys and hi-jinks ensue.
"Cold Mountain" becomes "Cold MOUNTIN'"
synopsis: A female scientist thaws a caveman from a block of ice, seventies music ensues and he gets all...well...caveman on her.
"Whale Rider" becomes...well "Whale Rider"
synopsis: Adventures of a modern day Don Juan with a taste for larger women. Hey, shut up, the whole POST is offensive...
"Finding Nemo" becomes "HIDING Nemo"
synopsis: a tale of body-part pet names, fornication and frolic. No fish in this one. Maybe for the sequel.
"Dirty, Pretty Things" becomes, well...ok... "Dirty, Pretty Things"
synopsis: homeless humpin'.
Hey, now...Don't kill the messenger.
"Girl With The Pearl Earring" becomes, obviously "Girl With the Pearl NECKLACE"
synopsis: ZZ Top's first foray into pornographic media, they do the soundtrack. Unfortunately, they also do some of the humpin'. Things fall out of beards. It's a mess.
"Big Fish" becomes "Big Fishy"
synopsis: The Pornographic film equivalent of the Bloodhound Gang's immortal classic "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk." If you haven't heard it, hear it. Then re-read this, it'll be MUCH funnier.
"Les Triplettes of Belleville" becomes "The Triplets of Buttville"
synopsis: Three horny french ladies and their vacation back-door exploits. There are subtitles, but all the grunts and groans are in English.
"Brother Bear" becomes "Brother BARE"
synopsis: Set in Arkansas, a magical, yet horrifying tale of streaking gone terribly wrong. Also: 70s guitar music and shenanigans. And goings-on. And Stuff.
"Pirates of the Caribbean" becomes "BUTT Pirates of the Caribbean"
synopsis: The quest for the ass pearl! If the ass pearl were hidden in someone's piewagon, that is.
That's all I could come up with on short notice. Some of these may already exist. If they do, I'm sure Tony's seen them. We'll have to solicit a review or two sometime in the future.
Labels: porn equivalency, spoof posters
