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Thursday, April 01, 2004

S.M.U.T. (Some More...Uh...Things.) 

If you're a regular reader, or have perused the archives, you've seen the 'porno equivalency' entry. This was so much fun that I decided to take another whack at the same idea, so to speak. This time, not only do you get titles, but featured actors and actresses as well. I also chose more "classic" films to make fun of, Most of which are on the "top 100 of all time" list. So, without further ado, on with the porn!

Requiem for a Dream becomes:
Requiem for a Ream

Starring Ellen Busty and Marlon Way-In


Saving Private Ryan becomes:
Shaving Ryan's Privates

Starring Tom Yanks and Tom Moresize


The Maltese Falcon becomes:
The Maltese Fu**in'

Starring Humpy Bonegart and Mary Assedher


The Right Stuff becomes:
The Right Stiff

Starring Barbara Hershey-Highway and Pamela Reamed


Goodwill Hunting becomes:
Goodwill Humping

Starring Throbbin' Williams and Bend Asslick


Enjoy these...The next set will be "coming" soon!

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