Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Big Audio Wednesday-EZ-Meth!..
*Psst*...Don't tell anyone, but it's like...ACTUALLY Wednesday today and I'm ACTUALLY hitting you kids with a "big audio Wednesday" audio entry for the SECOND WEEK IN A ROW! WHOO! Ok, so yeah, maybe that doesn't warrant praise being heaped upon me and your undying adulation and/or laaaaaaaarge sums of cash but you know what? it DOES show that I care...
That's right, dammit! I CARE!..Heh...Anyhow...
Unless you've been in a coma for a while or you REALLY hate "news" in general, you're probably aware that this thing called "meth" is sweeping the country like a smelly plague, with meth labs getting busted (or simply exploding) all across this great land, most of the time in the places which you WOULD suspect them to be, but sometimes not...Sometimes meth labs are being discovered where you would LEAST suspect them to be. Regardless, there's this "meth" stuff and it's volatile and illegal and people make it and sell it and that's why I can only buy like ONE cold tablet at a time when my allergies are REALLY REALLY bad and that sucks. In case you're wondering where I'm going with this, that's what today's audio entry is all about, makin' light of harmful, illegal activity, specifically "meth cooks" and things...and stuff...So yeah...Here that is:
So there you go: the workaday duties of your average meth cook just got a whole lot easier (and safer!). Regardless, I Hope you enjoyed it...have a fine Wednesday, kids!..
Labels: all those funny voices, audio, spoof commercials
