Not that this has ANYTHING to do with the post that is coming your way (in mere SECONDS, even), but it's Hawaiian Wednesday here at the agency. Basically, it's just an excuse to wear shorts and sandals, seeing as I wear Hawaiian-themed shirts pretty much everyday...We also get Hawaiian food for lunch...In honor of Hawaiian day, and because I had it lyin' around, I'm giving you my "browser ABCs," a post that has been done already by Collin and, as recent as TODAY, Andy C. Great things await, to be sure...Let's get started, shall we?..

A: adverbloggin.blogspot.com/...Ol' Andy (C.) is doin' this ABC thing today as well, but (to my credit), I had my list compiled like TWO WEEKS ago...That counts for somethin'...I don't know WHAT, but somethin'...
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B: www.blogger.com/home because, without "Blogger," I ain't bringin' such thrilling content (case in point: today's content) your way. KNEEL BEFORE BLOGGER! This is followed closely by badnewshughes.blogspot.com...
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C: celticcross13.blogspot.com, "Celti's" blog where you get to read a rollercoaster ride of emotions and other "girly" stuff. Is good, check it out.
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D: dcxmarketingplanner.com - This is a site where advertising professionals (like myself) download photos to use in ads, if said photos are of Dodge, Chrysler or Jeep vehicles. You can't go there, so don't try...
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E: emeraldhierophant.blogspot.com, Justin C.'s blog. I don't really know what exactly a hierophant is, let alone an emerald one, but...There's a lot about Justin that confuses me. I just smile and nod...Seriously, he's an extremely nice guy and, if you're into gaming and comics, or just looking for stuff to read, his is a good site to hit..
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F: fizzleandpop.blogspot.com...That stinking Collin with all of his zombies and illustrations and games and stuff...This was closely followed by Boo...
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G: gmac.com...Funny thing, I was actually trying to get to gmacfs.com, but I went here first (out of sheer eegnorance).
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H: www.haloscan.com...My comments service. Occasionally, I log in to check on the I.P. address of certain commenters and, on really good days, ban the I.P. addresses of certain commenters. It's a fun game, try it sometime...
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I: ignatz.brinkster.net/writing/foxymama.html...Ah, look at that...Foxy sneakin' in at "I." if you've never been to her blog, you should stop by...She's a talented writer and a heckuva nice lady...She's also a former radio personality which means that she's pretty damn smart (emphasis on the "former" part)...
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J: jennschall.blogspot.com/ - Jenn in Wyoming, one of the first people (outside of my friends or family) that found my blog (and kept coming back). Jenn is a hockey mom, which is pretty damn cool...This is because hockey rules. Hockey is your GOD! BOW BEFORE HOCKEY'S AWESOME MIGHT!..Do it!..
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K: www.karaoke.com...Karaoke superstore in Baltimore...The facts are, If you're gonna be a karaoke geek (like I am) and you're gonna run karaoke shows at your house (like I do), you're gonna need (literally) stacks of karaoke discs. That said, these aforementioned "disc stacks" come from Baltimore. Now you know...
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L: www.lowes.com...Just doing some comparison shopping...Lowes is not only inconveniently located (for me), but Home Depot beats the piss out of their prices (usually)...Why didn't Home Depot come up in the "H" category? Too far down...As a side note, yesterday I typed "homodepot.com" on accident, trying to get to homedepot.com...Word to the wise, don't do that at work...
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M: masooma.blogspot.com - This is Diana's site...I went to high school with her. She's one of those "smart people." She's a math teacher. This site was followed CLOSELY by mattedspam.blogspot.com which is, of course, my sister's blog.
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N: nashvillestar.yahoo.com...Look, I don't watch American Idol, but I did watch Nashville Star. I voted, too.
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O: www.onridecentral.com/interviews/interview.php?interviewID=6 - This came up because I clicked through to this site while doing a Google search looking for "Brett Stevens," whose real name is Brett Phelps. I used to work with the guy some years back and I've been trying to follow his radio "career" since he left town. 2 things: he's a big goof and the link there? Yeah, that's not him...
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P: www.pokerroom.com...Ok, I admit it...I play poker online...A lot...Hey, my fake money account is closin' in in 160k, I can't stop NOW...In fact, I'M ALL IN, YA BASTARDS!..
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Q: http://www.qctimes.com/internal...blah blah blah...This WAS a link to a story about the Scooter Store's nefarious (also: fraudulent) dealings. I don't know if it's still active or not...
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R: http://rocketjones.mu.nu/...This is Ted's site...He's into rocketry and hockey and stuff like that. If you visit his site today, among other things, you can read about his daughter's impending breast reduction surgery. Yep...Ted don't leave NOTHIN' out...
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S: sonofcheese.blogspot.com...For the narcissist in all of us, it is my own site. Hey, it's my Firefox home page...As such, it's gonna trump whatever other "S" that may be out there. Take THAT, S-sites!..
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T: Ah yes...well, I've been sworn to secrecy about this particular link. Suffice to say that it's NOT porn, and it's a great read. If you don't know about it...Well...I can't tell you about it...I'm sorry.
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U: www.usatoday.com/sports/st.htm...C'mon, How could I possibly get through my day WITHOUT constantly updated sports transactions? Seriously...Thank GOD for USA Today...
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V: visit.referralware.com/25d/s25Dc251.jsp - I don't know what this is, but I'm sure that if you click on it, insane income awaits...For someone...Not you, not me...Someone...
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W: http://walmart.com/...Gotta know what's there before I make the quarter-mile trek to the store...
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X: not a damn thing...
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Y: http://yourmooseyfate.mu.nu/-Maison Moosey Fate, a great read for the most part...There are ups and downs, but she's Canadian...Not that it means anything...Um...Fridays are cat blog days...Check it out...
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Z: http://zabasearch.com/...You've heard about this, no doubt...It is, perhaps, simultaneously the most disturbing and yet the most humorously inaccurate search engine ever...

So there you go...me and my ABCs...I'm now gonna try and walk the line on the side of the road with my finger touching my nose...Wish me luck...

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