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Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Audio Content Alert (Replete With "Poopy" Sounds)... 


I'm sure that, at some point in time, you've seen the commercials which air on cable TV for outfits such as the Scooter Store...These are the places which target the elderly with their "mobility products," claiming to get your grammy or grampy "up and about" at no cost to them (no doubt by overcharging SOMEONE'S insurance somewhere). I've often wondered, though, when these shysters would try and "kill two birds with one stone," so to speak, and try and grab the market share from other "elderly targeted" products. I have for you all today, my version of the "mini-infomercial" for just such a miracle product. A product which would solve mobility AND incontinence issues for the elderly...The Pooper Scooter 2000...
click here for the sounds, baby!
it's made of "space age polymers!" And...Um...Assless Chaps...

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