Monday, August 08, 2005
Rafael Corrales Palmeiro
1st Base • Baltimore Orioles
Denied using steroids before congress
Tested positive for steroid use
stated that he "didn't know" he was taking steroids
Ulysses Everett McGill
Ward of the State of Mississippi
Uses only the "cream" (Dapper Dan)
IS the "damn paterfamilias"
is NOT, however, "bona fide."